What is there to say about the biggest fight to ever occur at a child's christening? It was brother versus sister. Brother versus brother-in-law. Party guest versus party guest. Onlooker versus onlooker. If you dare watch the only fight backdropped by ice sculpture crosses in Housewives history again, and ponder if Joe and Teresa will ever be able to resolve their differences.
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You know how it is, you're right in the middle of your henna tattoo in the riad when your friend charges down the stairs (very loudly) and demands a word with you. You casually tell her she can speak to you in front of your friends, but she leaves. Your pals beg her to return and talk it out, then when she does, your gal pal goes off on you. The kerfuffle ruins everyone's tattoos and they lambast her for being "weird."
Nope that's never happened to you?
Us either, that's why we had to put The Real Housewives of New York's henna hot mess clip on this list. "Reenter" the craziness again.
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When Jill and Ramona decided to settle their differences in Morocco things seemed positive. Perhaps the foreign air would give them the fresh perspective they needed to rebuild their friendship. Unfortunately no amount of out-of-the-country goodwill would be enough to bury the grudges began on Scary Island. When Jill leapt up to demand an apology there was no turning back, and things were forced to end in some major tears from Ramona. Relive the disastrous dialogue again.
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When a cease and desist letter isn't enough, there's always a glass of wine to the face to get your point across. Or at least that was the case for Tamra and Jenna at Vicki's Season 6 ending BBQ, where the insults and the vino flew.
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You know what they say: if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. But when Jennifer Carroll was eliminated from Top Chef All-Stars in Episode 2, she brought most of that fire out with her in the form of "Bulls--t" cries. See her heated exit again.
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OK, OK, maybe it's not fair to include all of it. But did you see it? We're surprised Andy made it out alive? The ladies withheld nothing, and the live aspect played out by creating an even more ferocious atmosphere than usual. Our favorite moment: the continued debate of the Gala ticket debacle in which Cristy Rice is called "a pathological liar" -- and also a regular liar by three of her castmates. The clip gets bonus points for including bilingual name-calling.
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An under-cooked bird can really put a damper on Thanksgiving -- as can a massive tantrum about said turkey. When Bethenny "cracked" at her family Thanksgiving it was understandable (she had just flown cross-country from exhausting Skating With the Stars practice) -- but that doesn't mean it wasn't uncomfortable. Be thankful you weren't in charge of the oven and watch her freak-out again.
It was the end of an era as tabloid fodder and, surprisingly, amateur theater signaled the end of Teresa, Jacqueline, and Caroline's friendship. Watch it all unravel here.
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Blackmail accusations, parenting retorts, pinot-filled hats. This fight had everything. Season 5 kicked off with LuAnn and Ramona squaring off (and eventually reaching some sort of arrangement of truce) in a very beautiful environment. See the scenic spat.
Yes, this is the world we live in, Sarah Winchester. A knockdown, drag-out, row occurs over nipping a piece of the cake a few seconds too soon. Revel in the glucose-induced tiff again.
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Proof that a ill-timed eye roll can ruin a friendship, when Brooks caught Tamra making "the evil eye" at Vicki a brawl erupted that silenced their "woo hoos" forever. . .or at least for now.
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How do you deal with a creepy, overly handsy ex? If you're MJ from Shahs of Sunset you get a burst of energy and just run. Run as fast as you can.
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OK, we haven't seen it yet, but the by the looks of this preview and this other preview , it looks pretty intense. Plus -- birds! Don't miss Part 1 on July 10 at 10/9C.
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Lesson learned: If Kim tells you that you can't use the bathroom in the house, you really can't use the bathroom in the house -- even if you are her mother. Watch her eject the mother-of-the-bride again.
