Just look at that form! Of course, the hard part is when you get off the sand. . .
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Three sexy surfer babes catching some waves, or at least practicing catching some waves.
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Heather Thomson was a natural on the water! But, we're not surprised, this lady is pretty fierce wherever she is.
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Heather and Kristen doing beach chic like it's their job. But for a model and clothing designer -- we guess it is!
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Yeah, we see why Kristen's a model. Girl looks good!
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Our 'Wives look pretty happy to be surrounded by cute surfer boys! Ya, we saw you getting your flirt on, Carole!
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Pretty much a perfect reenactment of what happened in the water.
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Having some fun in wetsuits -- these ladies can look good in anything.
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Kristen was no surfing novice -- and it showed. Our new 'Wife ruled the waves!
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These New York ladies are the epitome of surfer girls. Is anyone else hearing The Beach Boys playing?
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These ladies look ready to go! We mean, after a Reunion, what are a couple of waves?
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Just hanging ten, catching some breaks, carving some waves, you know the usual NYC stuff, bro.
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The King and Queen of The Coney Island Mermaid Parade! Judah Friedlander and our very own Carole Radziwill.
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Our RHONY mermaids look pretty good on land!
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The Mermaid Countess meets the Mermaid Queen. So much royalty at the parade this year.
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Kristen could wear pretty much anything and make it look amazing, but she is bringing it in this mermaid ensemble.
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Just the Mermaid King and Queen taking in their adoring subjects.
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Red Sonja has arrived in Coney Island -- not to mention our Lady in green LuAnn!
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The King and Queen have to coordinate.
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Looks like someone is excited to be at the parade. Yes, we're looking at you Kristen!
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That custom made outfit is perfect for the Mermaid Queen! It really wouldn't be a Housewife costume without bling.
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Parasols might be pretty but LuAnn learned they can also be dangerous -- at least in the sexy hands of Red Sonja.
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Why so shocked Carole? Is it because they called you Karen, or is it all the half-naked mermaids?
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Never say our Housewives don't go all out with a theme. Our favorite part might have to be The Countess' sunglasses.
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Carole might not like being the center of attention, but she is sure glowing as the Mermaid Queen! It is an honor higher than an Emmy, after all.
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We don't see why our 'Wives don't dress like this all the time. We don't know if they've ever looked more fabulous. The Real Mermaids of New York City, anyone?
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The float hoppers -- we would have ditched the high schoolers for Lucky Chengs, too, Kristen!
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The Mermaid King and Queen send out a message of peace to the parade goers. Such gracious rulers.
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Four mermaids never had so much fun! These ladies are now all bonded by the Mermaid Sisterhood.
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Have you ever seen such a well-behaved bunch of mermaids?
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We don't think two 'Wives have had more fun! Who knew Fourth of July could be so funny?
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Just some effortless beach casual looks from our RHONY gang -- couldn't this be a cover shot? We're giving 'Hamptons Magazine' a call right now.
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Did somebody say 'Wife swap? Looks like everyone was getting along once the fireworks started!
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#BookGate on the beach. And we thought the only explosions were going to be in the sky this Fourth.
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Looks like some of the 'Wives got the green memo. How cute are these three cozying up by the fire?
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Could our RHONY gang be better at beach chic?
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Lovebirds Ramona and Mario snap a romantic pic under the fireworks.
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Sonja, you're a firework! You always make the crowd go "ah, ah, ah" -- especially with your sexy caburlesque!
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Is it just us, or do these ladies look like what would happen if 'Charlies Angels' took on the Hamptons?
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Even with kids, fireworks and interns, our 'Wives Aviva and Sonja know how to work a camera. This is how you do Fourth of July glamor.
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Sonja wanted to throw Milou a funeral better than Princess Di's. We do think the outfits spoke of a refined elegance not seen at most dog funerals.
Sonja wanted to throw Millou a funeral better than Princess Di's. We do think the outfits spoke of a refined elegance not seen at most dog funerals.
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Just because it's a funeral doesn't mean you have to dress dowdy. The ladies turned it out in Milou's honor.
Just because it's a funeral doesn't mean you have to dress dowdy. The ladies turned it out in Millou's honor.
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Sonja didn't wing this speech because Milou was too important for that. After some Siri issues, she managed to create a touching emotional speech.
Sonja didn't wing this speech because Millou was too important for that. After some Siri issues, she managed to create a touching emotional speech.
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Even though it was a somber day, it was important to capture some photographs for posterity.
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Once the programs had been passed out, it was time to gather to reflect on the trailblazer Millou was.
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When spreading your dog's ashes, be careful of blowback.
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Even though Millou was "very gay," Sonja decided to go with the macho picture for his funeral.
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In the words of Harry Dubin: "that's sexy funeral chic right there."
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Is it proper to drink before or after the spreading of a dog's ashes? There's no current protocol so it's best to imbibe prior.
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Millou was a fan of fascinators, and women's clothes in general, so it was important to reflect him in the outfit choices that day.
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Sonja and Tyler walk down for the big moment, thankfully she's still got her number one intern to help her through this difficult time.
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Even though they're accustomed to big city glamour, the RHONY ladies had no issues riding the cattle and living life Montana-style.
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Ramona poses for a photo with Sonja -- on she's saddled with the proper horse.
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Too glam for the rodeo? Kristen, Heather and LuAnn are ready to drink it up!
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These girls have got guns! And and firearms (har har)!
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Those heifers are no match for our Housewives. They steer cattle as well as the pros.
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Ramona enjoys some much needed R&R during the Montana getaway!
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Sonja taps into her cowgirl self while busting a move on the dance floor! I think that's a little more sensual than your normal do-si-do.
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Kristen takes advantage of the Montana heat to show off some skin, albeit paired with some Uggs.
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It didn't take long for the love bug to hit Ramona and Sonja in Montana! Is that her very own cattle roper?
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Kristen embraces a surprisingly joyous Ramona. Did you think you would ever see such a thing?
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LuAnn puts on her best cowgirl face! Thankfully she found a hat to fit her "pumpkin-head."
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Recognize these ladies? Ramona, Sonja and Carole have fully assimilated into the Montana-style as they channel equestrian chic at the cattle barn.
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We can't get over Ramona and Sonja's friendly affection! Ramonja forever!
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These ladies understand the meaning of cowgirl chic!
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But seriously, Ramona Singer is probably a great shot right?
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Sonja and Ramona have a heart-to-heart in a tent. What could these BFFs be discussing? Perhaps they are just debating the wonders of Huckleberry punch.
