Teresa: "Two people have to bend to make it work."

Gia: "Well you're a midget, so I wouldn't be talking."

Rosie: "I'm not f---ing Amish, I like smoking a cigarette and drinking a scotch."

Melissa: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should go jump off the G.W."

Joe Gorga: "This is the first time in years that she's finally being real."

Caroline: "You never know what little thing might set her off."

Jacqueline: "It's like she's the responsible one, and I'm on Spring Break."

Melissa: "Sounds like you're getting used and abused, honey."

Milania: "Why's your chuckalina full of sparkles?"

Joe: "I'm afraid of horses."

Joe: "Her whole life is a facade."

Rosie: "I am f---ing great, and I am amazing."

Teresa: "I love jumpsuits, even though they give you camel toe."