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The Real Kids of Jersey: Giudice Edition

"Maybe that's when she went from whorin' again to born again?"

"Are these bitches really role playing?"

"I'm pissed because I made some potato salad, macaroni salad, and some lemon ice and everyone flaked out on me."

“I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a whore in the bedroom.”

"You're not a cooker... you're a hooker!"

"Gimme pizza, you old troll."

"You and your Christmas pageant dress, sit down and shut the f--k up!"

"You have three rolls: Blubber, blubber and blubber."

“Let me tell you something about my family. We’re as thick as thieves and we protect each other ’til the end.”

"My dogs wear leopard."

"Pay attention, puh-lease!"

"That's a f--kin'nough!"

"Is bitch better?"

"Who's yellin'?"

"You're a clown."

"You're the devil, because you're wearing red."

"I play with the big boys."

"Karma's a bitch... and so is she."

"You're f--king crazy, that's what you are!"

"Sometimes I see skinny girls. They may look great but... they're not happy. Have a cupcake."

"Prostitution whore!"

"Do NOT break up my family!"

"Thank you Jesus!"

"I'm in a whirlwind of stupid."

"You're a goddamn f--king liar and a snake!"

"She can go scratch my ass.”

"Love and light. Stay positive, bitch!"

"If you ever write something bad about me in your book, I'll f--k you up."

"I'm no stranger to a drink or two...or three."

"She's the one that's the coke whore, not me."

"You're a pig. Look at yourself. You're disgusting."

"You're the Devil, you're sick and you're going to Hell!"

"The magnitude of his d----- baggery could clean a whale's vagina."

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