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"You have three rolls: blubber, blubber, and blubber."

"Prove it, bitch."

"You and your f---ing Christmas pageant dress sit back and shut the f--- up."

"You shut up you old hag."

"You're a liar, you're sick, you're going to hell."

"Don't give me that hand, pageant girl."

"What's napalm mean? Spell it."

"You're wearing the glitter eye shadow that I wore last year at the reunion show."

"You know who's yelling."

"I'd sue you but you ain't got anything"

"She better watch her f---ing tongue, because I'll cut it right the f--- out."

"This is 15 minutes of fame! You are gonna wake up one day and be alone!"

"You don't get to sit here the play victim! Guess who the victim is? Me!"

"She's such a f---ing moron, I can't even take it."

"She thinks she's the godfather, she thinks whatever she says goes."

"Honey, you walked in your husband when he had someone on the desk in his office."

"Oh my god! Freakin' Hekyll and Jyde!"

"Your husbands are mo-mos and that's all. Who cares?"

"You piece of low-life sh--, and I hope you go to jail!"

"It makes me sick to even have to be here to look at you."

"You're a lying sack of sh--, and we all know it."

"Shut the f--- up about my f---ing wife."

"We talk about strippers like we're talking about serial killers."

"He deserved a baseball bat to his head."

"Kiss my titties."

"You've got nothing else to do but worry about me. Nothing else."

"See that's why you're a calculating witch!"

"You want a relationship with your brother? Have one. I will never look at you again."

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