Belly Up & Up 37 photos Next GalleryTwas the Fight Before Christmas 9605391 Possible poster for the Ashley biopic. 9605396 Jacqueline ain't havin' it. 9605401 "Hold me back, bro!" 9605406 Ashley gets the shadows of cliche evil. 9605411 Wonder what the guy behind her thinks. 9605416 Jacqueline can't take it anymore. 9605421 Kathy has an announcement for her family. 9605426 She may be listening to too much Snoop Dogg. 9605431 Ain't nothin' but a G thing, baby. 9605436 Lauren lays down the law. 9605441 Ashley always bring a hat to a conflict. 9605446 Lauren ain't havin' it either. 9605451 Ashley, rocking the face of ambiguous penitence. 9605456 Giudice meets justice. 9605461 The wall/lamp/cushion coordination here is spectacular. 9605466 Kathy, becoming a goddess. 9605471 Jacqueline, becoming a goddess. 9605476 The food's on display. 9605481 Melissa is amused. 9605486 Oh, she's drinking. 9605491 Caroline always dresses to match her drink. 9605496 Caroline is impressed by Victoria. 9605501 It isn't a Bravo party without air quotes. 9605506 To be a Housewife! Such joie de vie! 9605511 Others are uncertain. 9605516 Kathy isn't convinced. 9605521 "No, really! It's fun!" 9605526 "Okay, maybe." 9605531 It's funny, this is also the expression we have after watching the Housewives for a while. 9605536 Don't be coy with us, Jacqueline. 9605541 The sequins magically appeared after she become a goddess. 9605546 Caroline is still waiting for her sequins. 9605551 Delightful! 9605556 Zip it. 9605561 No, seriously. 9605566 Melissa is hurt. 9605571 Whatever, her hair is fabulous. 9605576 Kathy's ready to shake it. 9605581 Is that a denim belly dance outfit? 9605586 Jacqueline is a fan. 9605591 The culmination of a centuries-old Middle Eastern tradition. 9605596 Round two begins... 9605601 Poor, innocent step-brother. 9605606 Chris can't take it. 9605611 Jacqueline calls a time-out... 9605616 ...but it's no match for an unlimited texting plan. 9605621 Why are the babies on this show always more stylish than we are? 9605626 Yer outta here! 9605631 Has there ever been a more perfect distillation of family trauma? 9605636 Still rocking the Blackberry, even through the tears. 9605641 Unbearable. 9605646 Volcanoes! Previous Pause Next 1 of 52