Adrienne's cropped coat says, "I'm a well-dressed shoulder for you to lean on during a brisk walk."

It was a close call (Lisa's pink topper is super glam), but the robes at Adrienne's spa day were a gloriously flattering hue. Plus when has the fashion playing field ever been so level in Housewives history.

Though we saw the hat in action previously in Colorado, we appreciated Kyle's delightfully ganache-hued gallon hat most when she mounted a mechanical bull and showed the folks at Kennedy's birthday party how Western wear and bull-riding was done.

The shoes at Adrienne's Fashion Show. Minimalist, perhaps a bit too minimalist.

Brandi's breasts, as Kyle so graciously pointed out.

What did you expect with this crowd?

No comment necessary.

Kudos to Ms. Vanderpump for letting us know exactly how she keeps her locks looking full -- with a little assist from her son.

The combination of Camille in steely grey and sporting a steely gaze proved perfectly matched her tea party stance.

It's not really a fair fight. Look at the little guy! It's good they didn't bring him Hawaii -- they might have tried to keep him.

Those birds have flown.

The hat works wonders for Lisa, but perhaps she should have worn something else on the bottom that wouldn't have gotten stuck in the break-in process.