Camille on allegations that she and Brandi made-out: "We did not make out. We danced. She did put her hands on my butt, on my derriere, but we weren't swapping spit."
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Adrienne on Lisa's tiara at Pandora's wedding: "Once a princess always a princess, right?"
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"Hoof is cute. It's a little fat shoe."
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Camille to Taylor about the tea party: "I don't really think it was private because you told all of us, and you don't go on a reality show if that's happening in your private life, so I would think about that a bit."
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To Lisa: "Being in a friendship with you is like playing chess with Bobby Fischer. Every move is so calculated."
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Lisa on selling stories to RadarOnline: "I don’t need a hundred dollars, really Adrienne."
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Brandi, bringing the heat right out the gate: "They can either take my sense of humor, or they can talk s--t about me behind my back, which they all seem to have done."
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Andy on Brandi, "Well Brandi hobbled onto the scene with crutches, no bra, one high heel, and no filter. Since then Beverly hills hasn't been the same."
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On fighting with dogs, "Giggy was Tweeting things I didn't think were appropriate."
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Brandi, on people talking about Lisa: "I didn't say all of you. I can't speak to all of you. I said one person, specifically."
Adrienne: "Who's the one person?"
Brandi: "You."
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On Taylor's allegations that she had agreed to attack Lisa, "That's a lie."
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Taylor: "I mean, Eddie Cibrian said you slit his tires, is that true?"
Brandi: "Yeah."
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Shutting down Brandi, "I'm not talking to you by the way."
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On Brandi's text message etiquette: And what's the next text I get? "Kyle's a c--t" that was supposed to go to somebody else.
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Dana: "Well I mean your dog wears attire for every event."
Lisa: "Yeah, because he's got alopecia."