How to Stalk Your Ex the Right Way 57 photos Next GalleryGo Inside Brandi Glanville's Home (and Closet!) 10596751 Step 1: Find a really good wig. 10596756 Check! 10596761 Step 2: Check your reflection to make sure you still look cute. 10596766 Step 3: Finish off your look with a hat and some glasses. 10596771 Step 4: Take a selfie. (Then delete the selfie. You can't leave behind any evidence of your stalking.) 10596776 Step 5: Check social media to see where your ex might be. 10596781 ...Or just have your ex's schedule memorized by heart. 10596786 Step 6: Hide in the bushes. 10596791 Step 7: Wait for your ex to show up. 10596796 Step 8: Choose a different hiding spot. Preferably one that doesn't have rats hiding in it with you. 10596801 Step 9: Remain inconspicuous. 10596806 Step 10: Make visual contact with your ex. 10596811 Step 11: Celebrate a successful stalking mission with a high five. Previous Pause Next 1 of 13