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Episode 3: Who's Your Poppa?

DeShawn's heart is in the right place when she holds a benefit for girls with self-esteem issues. But by the end of the night, it's DeShawn suffering from lack of self-esteem. The auction bombed, and worse, as Sheree points out, there's no coat check. (Try to stifle your horrified gasp.)

Kim and Sheree go to dinner. The following is a loose transcription: Kim: Sheree, you are so attractive. Sheree: No Kim. You are so attractive. Kim: It's settled then. We are both ridiculously attractive. Sheree: Yes, and we are also thin and sexy. Kim: Touche, Sheree. We are nearly perfect. Sheree: No, we are perfect. Kim: To perfection. Sheree: To us. Audience: SERIOUSLY?!

Kim's instructor tells her she needs to learn the basics. Kim disagrees. "I don't know the basics of music. I don't need to. I'm a singer." Ironically, singing is a lot like money. Kim might be a diva, but she's no Whitney Houston.

When Sheree launched her clothing line, She by Sheree, she learned an invaluable lesson about the fashion industry. At the launch of your clothing line, it's important to show clothes.

Yes, Lisa is gorgeous. But was the scene of Lisa's mid-afternoon dip necessary? We couldn't remember if we were watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta or the beginning of a porno.

We can't tell you what'll happen in the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion episode. But what we can tell you is that it'll be good. Tune in on November 25th from 9 to 10PM.

Kim's sexy schoolgirl outfit needed some alterations, but the belle of the ball didn't want to sit around and wait. Kim agreed to make the last minute fixes with a seamstress at a classy establishment -- the local gas station. Never one to be bashful, Kim shimmies into her party look right there in the lot.

When you are the fabulous Sheree Whitfield, you don't go shoe shopping. The shoes come to you. Cinderella found a few pairs she liked... at a cool 1,000 bucks a pair.

Remember when you turned 11? Your parents got you a book or a board game or maybe something extravagant, like a new bike? Too bad you're not Kim's daughter. $18,000 dollars later, Brielle officially had the best birthday party in the history of tween-dom. When you're in grade school., where do you show off your Louie Vuitton bag? The movie theater parking lot?

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