Brandy: I can’t watch Below Deck without whip cream. We can pretend we’re gonna put it on these strawberries, but I think you know what we’re going to do with it.
Emerson: I love that the washing machine is a euphemism for “we having sex.”
Rachel: I would literally when they’re docked at sea, rob all of them and peace out.
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Scandal – ABC
Scott: Olivia Pope is the best dressed prisoner ever.
Kenya: I like that little Olivia Pope cha-cha. I need to get a little bit of that. I would be unstoppable. You hear me, unstoppable!
Sue: Maybe they’ll kiss and make up. Ayn: Or screw and make up.
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Lip Sync Battle – Spike TV
Destiney: I bet you Seth Rogan’s balls are really freaking hairy. Cathy: Oh my god, Destiney! Destiney: I know, my mind it just goes everywhere. But it is what it is.
Scott: [Joseph Gordon-Levitt] is the heterosexual version of drag by the way.
Emerson: Joseph came to play. Blake: He came to win!
Brandy: Joseph Gordon-Levitt may have won, but we’re all winners from seeing Anthony Mackie’s junk.
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Chicago MED - NBC
Andrew: Emergency Room people are not this good looking.
Emerson: They are really promoting diversity on this show, we’ve seen 18 gingers.
Scott: Sexy McStubble is going to fix them, don’t worry.
Brandy: What a harrowing first day on the job. I mean, you almost crashed in a subway and then you just went ahead and did your shift. I would’ve been like “I’m gonna need the rest of the day off.”
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Alaskan Bush People – Discovery Channel
Brandy: Time for Alaskan Bush People! Julie: And we don’t mean lesbians in the wild.
Princella: His beard looks like a walrus.
Lamont: I want to be with them when the damn zombie apocalypse jump off.
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Donny! – USA
Blake: Kathy Lee and Hoda, yas! Scott: Are they drunk? Emerson: Well, she is awake…
Ayn: Have you been told that you’re sexy lately?
Teddi: I get stopped all the time. They say that I’m beautiful, etcetera etcetera. And I’m in the grocery store and everywhere. It really surprises me.
Ayn: I need to shop where you shop.
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Tanked – Animal Planet
Julie: I went fishing once when I was a kid and I caught a frog fish. It’s like a frog and a fish combined. Andrew: Did you eat it? Julie: Oh God no!
Princella: What is that? A seal? Rashawn: It’s a fish, it’s just wrapped in a rag. Princella: That’s a turtle.
