The Player and the Piano Player 39 photos Next GalleryEpisode 12: Meet the Dates 9644661 Patti prepares for this week's millionaires. 9644666 Marcellus Wiley is a pro baller looking for a wife. 9644671 She does not need to be this big. 9644676 Michael made his money on male strippers and now is looking for a life partner. 9644681 Patti does not looked enthused about what she has to work with. 9644686 Neither do Rachel and Destin. 9644691 Patti is not going to allow Michael to date young ladies. 9644696 His dog is not enough for a well-rounded life. 9644701 Michael has a song in his heart for a special lady. 9644706 He needs a lady who's at least par, if not a birdie. 9644711 No comment necessary. 9644716 Must love car singing. 9644721 And studio singing. 9644726 Michael wants Mila Kunis. 9644731 Wrong answer. Patti will give him Heather Locklear. 9644736 Patti drops in on Marcellus in the studio. 9644741 Marcellus has a voice for radio, and a heart for love. 9644746 He may be big, but that couch is still big enough for two. 9644751 Marcellus was a major NFL player. 9644756 Hello? Is it me you're looking for. 9644761 He needs a lady to ride with. 9644766 This beach looks so lonely 9644771 Marcellus has to shake his penchant for questions. 9644776 And Patti's going to be the gal to make him do it. 9644781 Patti begins the quest for perfect ladies. 9644786 Heather Lockler? 9644791 Next. 9644796 A Beyonce-type arrives for Marcellus. 9644801 And a terrible mess is not far behind. 9644806 Maybe. . . . 9644811 More maybes. . . 9644816 Cheers to true love. 9644821 Michael and Marcellus bond over their quest for love. 9644826 Even though Marcellus thinks that perhaps Michael should have already settled down. 9644831 Some ladies are pumped! 9644836 Some ladies are nervous. 9644841 And some ladies are cautiously optimistic. 9644846 Meet her millionaires. 9644851 Watch those questions Marcellus! 9644856 Is she falling into Michael's charms? 9644861 He might need to tone down his man jewelry. 9644871 At least she thinks so. 9644876 Patti surveys the scene. 9644881 He looks pleased with the results. 9644886 Michael will make do with these ladies -- even if they aren't in his usual age bracket. 9644896 Spotted: Marcellus possible lady. 9644901 Remember what Patti taught you about conversation. 9644911 It's a gentle ping pong match. 9644921 Michael lady option one is definitely on the Lockler side. 9644936 But is she ready for his sweet music? 9644941 Patti picks Michael's brain about the ladies. 9644951 Have we talked about how precious and gigantic Marcellus is? 9644966 This seems like a better fit. 9644976 Marcellus picks Monique. 9644986 Adorable. 9644996 Having profile problems? Patti suggests adding a -licious to your name. 9645001 Marcellus tries to serve up a perfect date. 9645006 It's game, but is love the score. (Sorry, bad pun.) 9645011 Hot air balloons in flight. Afternoon delight? 9645016 She's afraid of heights, but Michael tries to comfort her with waist hugs. 9645021 Cheers to a budding relationship 9645026 That's his serious face, and it seems like she likes it. 9645031 Michael pulled out all the romantic stops. 9645036 If things go bad, you can just grab a barrel of wine. 9645041 Oh wait a wrote you a song. 9645046 Dance solo. 9645051 Marcellus has already achieved second date status. 9645056 But Patti wants him to seal the deal right now. 9645061 The ageist has reformed! Success. Previous Pause Next 1 of 69