I like to call them George Clooney relationships, they last for 6 months, they give the girl a parting gift, a car or a house or whatever and they’re really not serious about love.
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Life is not about a party. There are going to be ups and downs and trouble and things are going to happen that are not great. How do you ride that road so to speak, that bumpy road, if you don’t have a partner in life? If you just think life’s a party, you’re going to end up being the last one at the party to leave.
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A man who treats love like a business is gonna have a hard time finding love and he often finishes last. Ebenezer Scrooge 101.
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Most older men go for younger women because they’re having mid-life crisis. Unless you’re a movie star like George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, or Michael Douglas you’re not getting action in the real world unless you’ve got bank. It’s all about the big bucks when it comes to older men. The buck brings the beauties.
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One good orgasm destroys the entire bunch. That girl’s gonna follow you around town and make your life miserable.
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When a man is newly divorced, he needs to play the field, taste and sample all the delicious delicacies at the buffet. And at the end of the day, when he’s filled, that’s when he picks the girl and gets out of the restaurant.
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Every 10 expects a 10, and the only way you’re gonna get a 10 is if you become a 10. There’s no exception to that rule.
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Women are like crockpots they heat up real slowly to a nice simmer, men are like microwave they go A to Z schwing.
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You spend more time getting a mortgage, buying a car, getting a house than you do letting someone inside of you. So you gotta think about the logic of that.
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We can make you more attractive to the opposite sex, we can make you more interesting to the opposite sex, but we certainly can’t make someone fall in love with you. That’s where we step out and God takes over.
