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The Ultimate Vanderpump Rules Holiday Gift Guide For The #1 Guy in Your Group

These are the must-have gifts for anyone who's mentally in the back alley of SUR, as seen on Vanderpump Rules.

By Sophy Ziss

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There's one thing Bravo fans want to find under the tree this year: A Pumptini. Unfortunately, that's a challenge to mail. But what we can do is offer the ultimate Vanderpump Rules holiday gift guide! Below, you'll find products inspired by the show's many memorable moments over the years.

Two of the iconic quotes from the series that you'll find on merch? One is Ariana Madix saying "I was born f-cking cool" to Lala Kent in Season 9. Another one is more of a throwback, but it's a classic for a reason: Jax Taylor declaring "I'm the number one f-cking guy in this group" to Tom Sandoval in Season 4. That clip just never gets old. Even Jax himself has referenced the line in the years since.

In case you thought James Kennedy's "Poo poo heads" comment during the Season 10 reunion would be the ideal quote to put on a onesie for babies, we have good news for you. It is on a onesie! What better way to celebrate you or your friends' new little one than with a cheeky nod to a silly quote? Exactly.

A tee shirt, and black onsie, and a white coffee mug all Vanderpump Rules themed in front of a colorful background

We've also included merch inspired by Brittany Cartwright and Kristen Doute. Longtime Vanderpump Rules fans originally got to know them as SURvers, but in the years since, they've transitioned to life in The Valley. During Season 1, Kristen used the expression "Words are hard" to explain why she'd shared not-entirely-true stories with her fellow cast members. That's a phrase that was just begging to be on a notebook. You'll also find a tee that says "I'm an empath like Kristen," which honors the time she said she was an empath... a claim that raised more than a few eyebrows from skeptical friends.

Of course, Brittany's "Rot in hell!" originating in Vanderpump Rules Season 6 is eternal. The way her Kentucky accent draws out the vowels makes it unforgettable. A rawt in hail collection was way overdue, so we *had* to include a few pieces here.

Show someone how much you appreciate them with holiday gifts that celebrate everything Vanderpump Rules.

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