"You dream about my jacket, and I'll have nightmares about your station."
9899891
"You can't be very important when you're surrounded by filthy chairs and janky tables."
9899896
"You can lose that attitude with me, because let me tell you, it is not becoming, and you are not good enough at what you do to have that kind of attitude with me."
9899901
"Call me crazy, but if you're embarrassed, take out the trash and wipe your station down."
9899906
"So a new game cam out, and that's been on your mind, that's distracted you, instead of thinking about this business and how to help your mother? Are you f---ing serious right now?"
9899911
"It looks like an institution in here, and I don't really care for institutions."
9899916
"First impressions count, and my first impression when I walk in here is that I want to run a mile away."
9899921
"Throwing a tortilla at her isn't going to get her to care."
9899926
"If I were sitting and looking at all of this, I'd be thinking get me the hell out of here before I get a fucking disease."
9899931
"Great, let me get you a bottle of wine from the floor!"
9899936
"Kevin's behavior is childish. He's an absolute f---wit."