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“Mariah and I, the way we value certain things makes us different. First and foremost, I waited to have my children with my husband.”

“I’m sorry I embarrassed you, embarrassed myself, but I’m also sorry I didn't really beat her ass like I want to.”

“But that's just not surprising. She has a diarrhea flow, at the mouth.”

“I don't care if he has a little girlfriend, I just wanna know who the little b---- is…”

“She will not be married to medicine, she will be in a cell in an orange suit if she acts like that.”

“Put your two cents on your tab and keep shopping.”

“Fitness does not equal Simone, food maybe, but not fitness.”

“She’s like a little puppet, and Mariah is working them strings.”

“The cake looks like something Elmo would have made.”

Quad: “Are we at funeral? This party’s dead”

“Two bitches fighting in ball gowns.”

“She likes Chateau le Douche from the Masingal Valley.”

“I'll just pay you off to shut you up, because you’re just crazy”

“Let’s hope it ain’t a rubber check, because from what I hear, honey, you do a lot of them.”

“You better put some pep in your step, run like you stole something.”

“I’m much nicer after a glass of wine.”

“Our husbands work together, I think we have to have a relationship. And we make it work, while we side-eyeing each other.”

“We’re gonna do shows and give light.”

“You did not check your email, of course I am the damn Queen B!”

“Simone’s a lot different form me. Simone drinks, I don’t drink. I work out, she doesn’t work out. I have great fashion sense, dot-dot-dot”

“I don’t walk around and call Duncan an internal medicine doctor, I know he’s an orthopedic surgeon. Catch, she’s throwing shade.”

“I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth, so I can see ghetto from a mile away. She probably dated a drug dealer at some point. And lucked up on a doctor dude, at the grocery store.”

“Princesses this is not your castle!”

“There’s a reason why she married a psychiatrist.”

“Oh you are so four-faced, not two.”

“Yes, honey! You’re doing it for the GODS baby!”

“Tacky Toya! Treacherous T. Infamous. Dangerous.”

“I have two cats to skin, at this point it’s just about who am I gonna get first.”

“Miss Toya? She can catch fire. That means go to hell.”

“I don’t know honey, it sounds like a medical mistress right here.”

“Maybe your husband has a medical mistress.”

“Where are you? In somebody’s anorexic clinic?”

“You have proven what a low-class person you are. You have insulted me and my family, and I cannot be around people like you. I wish you and you husband the best. If one day you get your act together, and start acting like a doctor’s wife instead of a low-class whore…”

"Why would anybody wanna be in a room that smell like poop?"

"I know the book she's writing now. And the book she's writing now, does not have a happy ending."

"The bitch is back."

"Did your mama tell you to bite me, today? I will sue your mama, Bailey. I will sue her if you bite me!"

"Mariah makes an entrance to a dog party with a fake dog, did you catch that dirt?"

“Jackie, I am sorry to tell you, but you are not dealing with a table full of people with manners or lady-like demeanors.”

“I donate to the needy, not the greedy.”

“She is a three year old weasel.”

“Girl, you are an actress and I love it, honey! You need an Academy, work!”

“I am nervous about being in the same room as Mariah without garlic and a crucifix.”

“Girl, she giving me Ghandi, Mother Teresa, for real, she’s giving me everybody!”

“You thought this s--- was gonna get keep b----es from talking out of turn? You couldn’t have.”

“Jesus would have gotten off the cross and said, 'Forget these people!' "

"If I have any problems, I'm gonna be diplomatic about it. I won’t even keep the taser on her long -- 3 seconds. 1,2,3 that’s it."

“Thank you, God, for sending this angel to sit alongside of me with her Jesus juice in her purse. Girl, pass the flask.”

“Honey, we are doctors and doctors' wives. We drink wine; we don’t throw the bottle.”

“She was tipsy boots. She was man down, cold 10, boots in the air.”

“Some people don’t get why Mariah and I refer to ourselves in the third party. Well, if you’re as fabulous as we are, you might need a representative. So she is I, and I am her -- She.”

“She got all my nerves. I’m allergic.”

“It’s called messy boots.”

“Toya, I’d say she’s like a black blonde, she don’t even think.”

“Everybody could definitely use some spa services. I mean Quad definitely needs some kind of face mask going on to bring her hairline forward. And Mariah, I mean, let’s just book her in for the week.”

“Jackie’s new spa is cute! I mean, this is the perfect place for Kari to get her lips redone.”

“Let me find out that you a little freak of the week. Good going, Miss Jackie.”

"I feel sorry for Mariah. She is clearly not the nucleus of the group. She’s like a little crab in a bucket trying to claw her way out of this insanity that she’s created for herself."

She is a shady grove honey. She is the biggest s--ts tarter this side of the Mississippi.

Toya: "I feel Quad is the same as always. She’s real dirty. She’s real ugly.

"Decline. Good day Miss Kari. Leave a message at the sound of the tone."

"I don't go around saying Toya and Euguene were driving drunk and they hit somebody and left the scene."

"If I were her I’d be very quiet because she has some skeletons in her closet."

"I just have to remind these ladies you had no circle until I drew it for you. Don’t you forget it."

"So my point is, I may have dealt with a snake, but I’m not going to continue to know that I know that it’s a snake."

"Let me let her get it all out, because she cannot be quiet."

"It’s ridiculous. Chloe and Karie are dogs. You see that there’s a totally different type of love, a totally different type of maturity that comes with being a mother. And I think that once she experiences that then she won’t do the dumb shit that she does."

"I think you have to have a certain level of intelligence to get it, and unfortunately not everybody has that level of intelligence."

"They look so beautiful, but these bitches are cutting up sideways.

"What dirt? All I see is sand bitch, and white beaches."

"You don't get it. Are you that obtuse? You talked about an eight-year-old child. You talked about the girl's wedding. That's called a routine, sweetheart. That's your character, you have none."

"And you can be sure to see some shade when Ms. Toya's around. She's a shady tree – stay-at-home mom."

"She found out I was arrested because she's that trifling that she probably had a Goggle alert."

"You not gonna lie on me. You’re not going to lie."

"The purest of the pure, that’s Snow White over there. Where the seven dwarfs at?"

"There's nothing that Mariah has that I want. Me and Mariah, please. Her home, great, fine. It ain't 1.3. Your cars, what? All of that stuff we all have. If we want to compare crap, petty stuff. We can. Our husbands do the same thing. My husband is above her husband."

"I really used interview time, drinking my vodka, as my s--- talking having fun time."

"She called me seven months later after, when their publicist probably told them to clear up theirselves because they looked a hot mess."

"I think Tamar Braxton feels like you aped some of her shtick."
Mariah's response: "I think that for anyone to think that they created talking in the third person, they'd have to be from Mars."

"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to tell the truth."

"We can tell how you helped women, telling them to get on their knees and kiss the ring. What pimp has told you that? That's pimp talk. Did you learn that in the red light district. That's the way someone has talked to you darling. That's the way someone has treated you."

"Dummy, black blonde."

"He came out with a banana in his pants and said that's how I make him feel, is that true. He didn't come out with a banana in his pants and tell me he had a hard on for me? Is it true?"

"Mariah and I, we're both the same age. We can make the same mistakes. I just don't expect a mother to make the mistakes that I make now."

"I wouldn't want those lips anywhere on my honey. Those lips stay in the panties."

Reunion Part 2: Mama Lucy, Mariah, and Toya