Like Lynne says, "You ain't seen nothing until you've seen married women compete for a sparkly crown."
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Mrs. America's work is never done.
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With so much sparkle on stage it's hard to stand out, but Susanna took home the crown!
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Can you find our pageant wives Leha and Lori-Ann in this sea of beauty queens?
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Susanna went with a more sophisticated suit -- and it sure paid off!
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Lynne, Vanassa and Shelley have to stifle their giggles as they watch the competition. Who knew pageants could be so silly?
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Time for evening wear -- this mermaid gown is deliciously edgy.
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That's a whole lotta look.
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You'd never know this sexy lady ate pasta four nights a week! She's got body for days.
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Lori-Ann might be smiling, but she was none too happy this this conservative suit.
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Vanassa bravely shared her story of being a breast cancer survivor, raising awareness for a great cause.
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In Vanassa's words, "Damn."
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Leha knows how to be pageant perfect even when she's not competing.
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Susanna bares it all for the judges.
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Not sure if we're feeling this one-shoulder strap look, but rock those sparkles, girl!
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Lori-Ann's three words to describe Mrs. Pageants? "Uptight, conservative, and diaper. This bathing suit feels like a diaper!"
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Susanna looks like a Grecian goddess! No wonder she took home the crown.
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Somebody is happy Susanna took the crown -- too bad these good feelings didn't last. Ahem, jumpsuit twins, anyone?
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This isn't Leha's first rodeo, she knows how to pose for that camera.
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Could Susanna be more ethereal? This contestant had the judges in the palm of her hand.
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As pageant queens, Lynne and Vanassa are expert clappers. Not to be confused with the term "Clappers": girls not ever called in the top 10 and only get to clap.
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Lori-Ann's inner monologue: "Get me outta this thing!" She's one feisty pageant queen!
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White was a popular color this pageant -- but Susanna's was just too perfect.
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Legs on legs on legs on legs. Mrs. America contestants sure got that body-ody!
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And the winner is. . .
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Susanna Paliotta! It must have been all the speaking "eloquent" her interview.
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Vanassa and Lori-Ann raise their hands for Team Italia!
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And Susanna gets crowned -- by fellow 'Game of Crowns' lady Leha. How precious is Bella running up on stage to congratulate her mama?
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Nothing like getting some love from your fellow pageant wives. We're almost blinded by this much bling!