Cameron Silver's 2013 Met Gala Commentary

"She managed to get the right edge to be both couture and chaos in Givenchy."

"Although I thought it was Uma Thurman in 'Pulp Fiction' at first glance, Madonna worked for me in plaid Givenchy."

"Why does a gorgeous woman who is uber pregnant and big as a couch have to be dressed like one, too?"

"Supermodels are good at being pretty punkers."

"I love that she sacrificed beauty to be chaotic. It worked in Giles and a Phillip Treacy mohawk."

"I really want to like this as she really wants us to like her, but I don't understand why she bleached blond only to look coiffed in couture?"

"She wasn't safe and it paid off. Punk isn't safe, and that Givenchy Haute Couture was a major statement."

"The danger with trying to look punk is that it looks like a prank."

"She chose the wrong muse -- an electrical plug."

"Punk is rooted in fetish and her Michael Kors was perfect for a gala."

"Dakota and Elle were both event appropriate with a nod to the theme in Rodarte. They're just cool kids."

"Dakota and Elle were both event appropriate with a nod to the theme in Rodarte. They're just cool kids."

"It's edgy and Vuitton... neither are normally in the same sentence."

Love the dress; hate the hair and makeup. Nothing punk about three hours getting groomed.

"I am confused. It's a punk-themed gala not a funeral."

"I really want to love you in Vivienne Westwood, but I don't. That's all."

"Punk has a degree of effortless and the Nina Ricci and "no-makeup makeup" is not trying too hard to be be fab."

"I am confused."

"Ibid. Ironically a lot of their designs for The Row are punk-ish. They could have created something perfect."

"I was hoping someone would wear this Versace Atelier and it's perfect with the Atwood shoes."

"I think she thought it was a Sue Mengers look-a-like contest."

"Perfect in Prabal. A nod to the theme is all one needs."

"It just seems too "studied." If she didn't do her homework and threw on that Jason Wu, it may have worked. Too groomed."

"No one will understand it, but it's punk."

"Chanel and punk didn't seem to clash in the right way."

"Now that's Punky Brewster in all the right ways."

"I just don't like the dress regardless of any theme."

"Love the dress, like the hair; hate them together."

"If she had done her make up herself the night before it would have worked. Simply too editorial to be punk."

"Just because you are in black and wearing heavy eyeliner doesn't mean you are punk."

Editor's Note: We just threw this one in for good measure. Looking good, Andy!

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