We all love Bravo's resident takeover artist Tabatha Coffey, so we were a little taken aback when comedian Lisa Lampanelli called her the, um, C word. "C" of the year, in fact. Hey there, Lisa! Tabatha is just a quick-witted woman with a stern hand and a killer haircut. No need for name calling.
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Fact: No shopping montage is complete without Fabio. During the Housewives Fashion Show shopping free-for-all, Fabio inexplicably appears and follows a giggling Gretchen Rossi into a dressing room. So was this for the show, or does Fabio spend most afternoons helping women out of their clothes?
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Tori Spelling has definitely taken her fair share of tabloid abuse, so we were psyched to see her pick up the award for A-List Celebrity Autobiography. But it wasn't just the win we were proud of. Her outrageous speech, where she flipped the switch and thanked all the haters in her life, particularly A-List Funny winner Chelsea Handler, had us in stitches. "I'd like to thank you for finding ways to say I'm ugly and stupid, week after week," Tori said. Hell yeah Donna Martin (Silver), take a stand! Do I see a celeb feud in the works?
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So, Kathy says she wants to go gay. What better way to take the plunge than to kiss a former member of Danity Kane? (Yeah, we never understood what that name meant either.) Things got pretty hot and heavy when these two locked lips. There was even tongue! Lots of tongue... Maybe too much tongue....
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Friends or lovers? (Lovers, duh.) Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley suck at being secret lovers. The two were laughing and gazing and eye f*cking eachother throughout the entire night's proceedings (yeah, we went there), while the brain of every OC fan was exploding. Jesus Mary and Saint Jo de la Rosa, what could this possibly MEAN? Do these crazy kids have a shot at love? Or should we prep for a Date My Ex sequel?
