The joyous moment of bringing your child home for the very first time should be a delightful celebration... until you can't get the car seat out.
When Bethenny's "get your baby out of the car school" didn't take, and Jason was equally ill-prepared, the couple had to call in the troops. Thank heavens for Gina, and most of all, this clip.
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Max proved to be a constant source of entertainment at Bethenny HQ. Whether he was asking out jewelry store gals, sneaking in massages, or buying B underpants, he was always up for a challenge, but there's one task he couldn't accomplish: putting sunscreen on his own back.
Luckily, Jason was there to help. Though the mechanics of the whole affair were questionable, as was Max's assertion that the affair would go viral in the gay porn world, it was definitely classic. We present to you, bros assisting bros.
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While there were a few visits with her former NYC 'Wives, it was Bethenny's reunion with Ramona that made our list. Why? Because it's managed to leave Ramona speechless.
The gals gabbed about most everything motherhood, but when the subject of getting back into the swing of things sexually, Ramona was decidedly mum, perhaps the very first time in history. Watch the eerie silence here.
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In the immortal words of Kanye West: "What's worse, the pain or the hangover?"
We imagine after the big bachelor-Bachelorette party in Atlantic City, Jason would have chosen the later.
While the entire jaunt was filled with glorious times, it is the stark contrast of a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Bethenny, versus a rumpled and inexplicably sashed Jason we think of when we're feeling down (or hungover).
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To those on the outside, signing up for a bridal registry looks like fun and games with a price gun, but to Bethenny and Jason, it means bickering over imaginary friends, how long they'll stay for coffee, why they were even invited over, and so on and so forth.
Or at least that's what happened when the pair hit the stores to stock their registry.
Nothing says romance like a little stray iguana poop.
The honeymoon wasn't quite over, but it was definitely paused when Bethenny and Jason found a calling card from their friend "Iggy." Thus began the great debate of who is responsible for cleaning up an iguana's droppings: the guest or the hotel staff? Watch this video and decide your stance here.
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Shawn goes to great lengths for his client--you pee in this bucket while I hold onto it lengths. That's dedication.
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After nine months, all pregnant ladies are ready to get back on the alcohol horse (or ok, most pregnant ladies). So it was no surprise Bethenny was pumped to enjoy her first beer.
Although Jason was a little bit surprised, considering she was still nursing.
Check out his shock, and ultimate ability to share, in this Gina-approved, beer-soaked clips.
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Patience is a virtue.
At least that's what Jason needed to remember when it came to Bethenny's post pregnancy body.
But the gem of this moment is Gina's explanation of how time works: "Six weeks is six weeks, no tip."
It's important to brush up on your dancing skills before any big events, so when Bethenny and Max decided to cut a rug while testing out wedding locations, we supported it.
We also supported it because it was brilliant watching Max and Bethenny discuss the "grind" generation gap.
If you want to learn how people properly dance at a wedding, regardless of age, click here.
