Lauren Metz

“It's going to be amazing!” Jessica Alba’s main fashion man promises.

"If Tomas (or was it Johnny Depp?) is giving her attention, let her enjoy," she says.

Where's the bling, Jacques?

How the gajillionaire mama still cuts corners.

"I do thousands of sit-ups," she spills.

"You can never be overdressed," the ‘Wife determines.

"You will see her attack me," Amy reveals.

There's just a little too much Tarzan for her liking.

Why she's smitten with this couple.

Did the RHOC star's account just get spammed?