Stop What You're Doing and Read Jerry O'Connell's Truly Epic Yelp Review of Tom Tom
The actor did not hold back when sharing his feelings on the new West Hollywood spot.
It's no secret that Jerry O'Connell is a Bravo super-fan (he's even getting his own Bravo show this fall!) But, O'Connell just proved his fandom to be next level when he took to Yelp to write a review of Tom Tom. In his blurb, the actor used a slew of Bravo in-jokes that prove he's fluent in Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck, and coast-to-coast Housewives speak. Get ready: If you love Bravo, this review will make your heart swell. (There's even a special message at the end for the newly engaged Lala Kent!)
Tom Schwartz reposted O'Connell's five-star review, which raved about everything from the drinks to the gorgeous clientele — and the spottings of the #PumpRules crew. As it turns out, he shared, Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney-Schwartz, and "Schwartzy" are all "beautiful and gracious" IRL. (But of course!)
Scroll down to read the review, which samples classic Bravo lines ranging from Dorinda Medley's "make it nice" to Luann de Lesseps' "don't be all, like, uncool."
Needless to say, Schwartz was beyond pleased with the review. "This is getting framed," he wrote. "Honored to have you and [your wife Rebecca Romjin] in the house [at Tom Tom!] Now I'm almost fully convinced I'm dreaming or in a simulation. Still not trying to wake up."
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