Stassi Schroeder and Boyfriend Beau Clark Have a Big Problem With Their Hotel Room

Stassi Schroeder and boyfriend Beau Clark have been traveling through Europe for so long, we almost wonder if they're ever coming back. (And who could blame them, after a trip this fabulous?) And along the way, they have been eating and drinking with abandon. Yes, there might have been some cocktails for breakfast... and Stassi might have discovered a "creepy" restaurant she never wanted to leave. So what could be the problem?

Well — as Dorinda Medley recently lamented upon her return from The Real Housewives of New York City's fabulous Dubai vacation —  all that indulgent eating and drinking doesn't exactly make travelers feel like their fittest selves.

And that's why Stassi and Clark took major issue with their hotel... for placing them in a room situated right next to the gym. The gym! A place that taunts overindulged travelers the world over.

"Wait a sec, I can't believe they put the gym right next to our room," Stassi mused over a video panning down a hotel room hallway. The text over the clip read: "Who put the drunks next to the gym?"

For a little fun, the pair decides to duck into the fitness center — after Clark gulps down some vodka. "I'm so fat," Clark lamented as he knelt down on the floor next to a stack of dumbbells: "If I hold it, I'm losing weight." (Alas, it doesn't really work like that.)

"I feel obese," Stassi lamented from behind the camera.

No matter what, the pair is having fun with their good-natured self deprecation (which, it needn't be said, is a wholly inaccurate characterization of their outward appearance — but anyone who's been there knows just how gluttonous they feel on the inside after a globe trot so full of food and drink).

"Drunk and pathetic," Stassi captioned the gym clip — punctuated by a heart emoji.

The couple that drinks and eats their way around Europe together... well, you know how the saying goes.