Bethenny Frankel: Having a Child Changes Your Perspective

Well we're about halfway through the season. Last week was a more mellow episode not unlike that time on a rollercoaster when it is calm before it gets scary.

I liked this episode. I'm not much for dog weddings and touchy feely stuff. I like watching the crazy and we got a dose of that.

The pizza/calzone scene a.k.a .the Vagina Monologues was just nuts. We know Jules is vajasian and vajewish but we needed graphic pictures to prove it. Whatever meds she's on is not my business, but asking her to keep them away from the food shouldn't be too much to ask. Lord knows that calzone was already crowded what with all the cutlery and stainless serving cups and all. I mean girl puleez.

As for her crying to Dorinda about my imaginary criticism of hers, keep it moving. Those meds have you paranoid. I have said so little about her.

Bethenny Feels Alone

Having a child completely changes your perspective and the words "living will" take on a much scarier and deeper meaning.

Sonja did text me and I responded nicely. I don’t care about what business she starts. It was never about the content, it was about the delivery.

As for Ramona trying to get Luann to continue with the Carole drama and trying to end it, that horse is dead. They're not friends. At least that is genuine. I respect Luann saying she just doesn't care. She is in love and happy and moving on and so is Carole. Take that chicken off the grill.

As for Luann saying that she is dating a "millionaire," it just made me laugh. Visions of Dr. Evil in Austin Powers flashed through my brain. I guess the "Don't Talk About Money" chapter never made it in her very classy book. LOL. Maybe she will show us a W2 at the Reunion.

Now Luann is planning a trip to Florida and we're not invited. Oh no. I'm devastated. I hope I'll be ok. Next week you will see more about that.

All said, the show is awesome, the ratings are UP, #theBisback and, "If you can't handle the truth you can't handle me."