Tinsley Mortimer: I Loved Surprising Sonja

Poor Luann. Girl I feel your pain, but you shouldn’t have said what you did to the police officers. Palm Beach is a very small place, but the police take their jobs as seriously there as those in New York City. Believe me. I know. I’m still wondering how you slipped those cuffs!!! Impressive!  

Luann, please don’t give Tom another thought. I was at Imoto in Palm Beach last week. Your creepy ex saw me and came over to my table and accosted me asking what I was doing there. WHAT? What was I doing at a restaurant one block down the street from where my mother lives?!!! Page Six even wrote about it. Clearly, the Palm Beach vs. West Palm Beach thing has totally unglued him. He had to let me know that he has now bought an apartment ON ISLAND and no longer lives in West Palm. He definitely wanted to start a fight. What a total loser! I couldn’t help myself. I told him he was bald and a scumbag and that you were 1000 times better than he. Good riddance. He’s just so...uncool.

Is This the End of Bethenny and Carole's Feud?

The situation between Carole and Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong is disturbing. Like you, I eagerly watched what I hoped would be a full-fledged make-up at their lunch. Though there were hugs at the end, my take is that things weren’t altogether resolved. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.  

The Tables Have Turned

I loved surprising Sonja with the penthouse suite and Louis Vuitton Neverfull when she came to stay with me at the hotel. It’s always fun planning and thanking people properly for ANYTHING they have done. So if Sonja felt my thank you last year was lacking, I do hope she knows now that I sincerely and genuinely appreciate her generosity in allowing me to stay with her. She’s always welcome with me. HOWEVER...after listening to her interview about taking back a fake thank you LV present from a guest on her yacht, I’m a little suspicious that I haven’t seen her using the handbag I gave her. Hmmmmm...

See you next week!
Xoxo Tinsley