Prepare Yourself: Spencer Pratt Has His Own YouTube Channel and It's Filled with Baby Talk

Spencer Pratt has a YouTube channel. We repeat: Spencer, the greatest reality TV villain that ever stepped foot in front of The Hills cameras, has his very own YouTube channel. He launched the venture on September 5 and his first video (or "YouTube selfie" as he has branded it), included his signature flesh-colored beard and a cameo from his wife, Heidi Montag, as a voice in the background.

He has since stepped up his game. Though he's only posted two more videos, both of them are very Spencer. His next entry, billed "My Movie 1," is a 7-minute video in which he travels around chomping on tacos in honor of National Taco Day. And, he leaves no taco stand unturned. And the biggest takeaway is that Spencer can eat A LOT of tacos.

His third video ("My Movie 2") features Spencer LOOKING AT CRYSTALS. As you might recall from The Hills, Spencer LOVES crystals. So a 13-minute video of him looking at home items made out of crystal is peak Spencer Pratt. And, we learned something major about Speidi from watching it: they are looking to become parents. "Yeah, we're gonna step up my sink game," he says. "Heidi, if you're watching, I'm gonna be bringing one of these [crystal sinks] home. Sorry, honey, I know you said, 'Buidget, baby life,' but the baby can get washed in this."

Wait, Speidi is ready to procreate? We're not sure we can handle that... at all... FYI, here's how Spencer usually maintains his chill.