10 Costumes You Can Actually Take Your Kids Trick-Or-Treating In

It’s officially October and that can only mean one thing: you’ve got your kid’s Halloween costume figured out but it’s crunch time to plan your own. These days, it’s hard to find a women’s Halloween costume that isn’t a sexy nurse or kitty cat. But, if you’re a mom like me, and planning to take the kids trick-or-treating, sexy nurse is probably not your best bet. That’s why we love these costumes: they’re funny enough to get you noticed and comfortable enough to let you eat all the candy you want.

Forget scary, uncomfortable costumes this year and opt for something a little more majestic and cozy­ like a unicorn onesie! We won’t judge if you wear this one post-Halloween. 

This costume is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. You’ll be sure to stand out in a crowd in this bright yellow jumpsuit.  

Mermaids are having a moment. Get your sea legs with these leggings and swim your way through trick-or-treating. 

Be your kid’s trick-or-treating co-pilot. In this costume, you’ll be able to fly through the neighborhood at Mach 3 and barrel roll into some candy. 

Need a baby and me costume that’s fun and functional? This diver and octopus costume lets you carry your baby and look totally adorable at the same time.  

All you need to do is pick up a box of Eggos for this fun costume. Show your love for Stranger Things by dressing up as Eleven — psychokinetic abilities not included. 

Cook up something special this Halloween with this delicious mommy-and-me costume. Just throw on the chef’s hat and apron and attach the lobster claws to your baby carrier and you’ve got yourself a clawsome costume. 

Hey Mom, aka Wonder Woman. We don’t know how you do it all, but somehow you do. Strut your super powers this Halloween in this fun Wonder Woman costume complete with a cape. 

Let’s be honest, you go trick-or-treating with you kids for one reason and one reason only: candy. Be the keeper of candy in this awesome T-shirt. 

You haven’t slept properly in 4 years, you don’t remember the last time you showered, and you have baby spit up in your hair­ — yup, you’re a MOMBIE. Luckily mombies aren’t as scary as real zombies and will also make you dinner.